Kadmos: I’ll start a city here.
Dragon: RRAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Kadmos: I smite thee, dragon!
Dragon: Ugh! (dies)
Ares: Mortal scum! You killed my sacred dragon! Prepare for some smiting yourself!
Zeus: Now, now, Ares! Don’t kill him. Let him build the city.
Ares (grumbling): Fine, fine. I won’t kill him. Instead he can marry my daughter, Harmonia.
[wedding bells]
Harmonia was the daughter of War (Ares) and Sex (Aphrodite), and her brothers were Fear and Terror, so we just might want to question whether her naming was entirely sincere.